Big Donkey politics

We are getting sick of politics, which is saying something -- because we are political junkies, in addition to being baseball junkies. But the analysis is getting OLD. With politicians, what you hear and see is what you get. Everybody said Bill Clinton was a big womanizer and a big liar. Big Donkeys loved Bill Clinton and said, wait a minute, there's more to the story. But there really wasn't. Same thing with Dubya. He's dumb. Sure, he went to Yale and Harvard, but he's still the dumb guy who let Darth Cheney call the shots. And Gore? He still the same self-important windbag he always was.

One dig on the media, when they're not being sewer astronauts, is that they oversimplify things for simplistic voters. But they really don't.

Barack Obama (and we're a BIG supporter) is too good to be true.

Hillary Clinton is evil.

John McCain is an old war hero who is half-crazy.

That's it. That's all you need to know. Pick your next president. There's really no need to consult Fox or CNN or MSNBC.

P.S. We know we said we probably weren't going to post anymore until Opening Day, but we really needed to get this off our Big Hairy Donkey Chest(s).

P.P.S. Mitt Romney is boring and stiff. John Edwards is fancy.

P.P.PS. It looks like Jose Guillen is going to play Opening Day. We hope he doesn't get too winded.