Where have you gone, Mark Teahen?

Real quick -- more in-depth donkey analysis of this stuff next week, but Mark Teahen sucks and Billy Butler is a punch-and-Judy hitter. We are very disappointed, and we're not going to keep quiet about this shit. You'd think Teahen would be able to get it; you'd think he'd have a chip on his shoulder by now. He's got the talent, obviously, but it's becoming apparent that he's a bust. If people on the internet calling him Martha don't give him the requisite chip on his shoulder that he NEEDS to play with, then he's DONE. And we are very, very worried right now about the Big Honky. More later, certainly by next week.

We miss you, Moneyball. That was a really fine seven weeks you put together a few years ago.