All I want for Christmas is Yu

Darvish.

Or a Number Two. Starter.

And a sleeping bag. And that's all I need. And a Gate's BBQ shirt.

C'mon, Royals! We are already the second-best team in the AL Central on paper. Go for it!

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Fuck no!

P.S. Do you mean I'm gonna stay this color?

P.P.S. He hates these cans!

P.P.P.S. I wanna be the Tyler Palko of Iowa!