Our M.O. for tonight's game

Tonight will be the first time in like two weeks that we get to do our favorite thing in the world, which is to sit down in front of the radio and listen to Denny call a home game. The weather should be good, and it's about time for the bats to break out early and often, even though Big C.C. is on the hill for the Indians. We're expecting a Big Game tonight from the Big Donkey, and Gilgameche should be up for a good battle too. While we're listening to the game, we like to "keep score" on a big piece of white watercolor "canvas" (in pencil, of course), according to a complex system of communist and sanskrit symbols and letters from the Greek alphabet. We keep track of everything, including how many times Denny uses the latin acronym M.O. This important paperwork is mostly fueled by cheap scotch. We're supposed to be grading papers, but we have our priorities in order. Go Royals!