Reverse curse

Apparently, Jose Guillen took issue with winning the Jeremiah Wright Award for April (with one day still left to go in the month, for crying out loud). We predict this award is going to be like getting on the cover of Sports Illustrated, only it's a reverse curse. Anyway, this is going to be a short post. We've got to be in non-productive meetings all day, and it's time to get back to work for the American people.