Something in the way

We thought the Royals would be immune to long losing streaks this year due to good pitching. We were wrong. As punishment, we're still planning on going to the game Saturday. God help us. Maybe the Royals will steal a run or score a base. Something. We probably won't be back until some time Monday. In the interim, remember that it's OK to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.

P.S. GregA from the Royals Corner forum cracked us up yesterday. To wit:

Aliens on Alpha Centuri who have never heard of baseball know that Tony Pena Jr. sucks. Without even the benefit of abducting him for an anal probe, they know he sucks.