Mark Teahen's dog

Our take on the Farnsworth to the rotation deal...Whatever. We know he's gonna suck in the pen, at least when the game's on the line. He might suck less as a quasi starter.

Because we are going to Guatemala in late March, we're going to have be careful about alotting our time and money in April. We want to go to a Royals game in KC, but then there's also this.

We still don't have an @bigdonkeys Twitter account because Twitter is still retarded. But we admit that I'm on that thing now @lcfeyh. Yesterday, Mark Teahen's dog sent me a photo of Arizona. (And still there are some people who don't believe in progress.)

P.S. We don't remember what Jim Bowden looks like, but on MLB radio he sounds a lot like Dick Morris. We suspect both of them are very smarmy.