Gathright, Vietnamese food and boob pictures

So we were taking a look back at this blog to see if it was ever any good (not really), and we came up with a selection of our greatest hits (half-way funny random sentences). These are basically soundbites. They're in order, more or less, going back to near the beginning of the blog -- so, when we say that Meche has an 8.00 ERA, that's going back to very early last season.

Gathright at bat is like a one-armed man with a pitching wedge in a long-drive contest.

TPJ and Gathright batting back-to-back is like sending out the armies of Luxembourg and Albania to fight off the German Luftwaffe.

We found out this weekend that the state motto of Kansas is "To the stars with great difficulty." How can you not like that? Especially when you compare it to Missouri's motto, which is this: "If things don't work out, there's always the hot dog race."

Butler fielding the baseball like it has fangs.

Have you ever tried Vietnamese food (non-dog)? It's the worst!

In no way do we mean to seriously compare our pseudo-sports injuries to years of suffering in a Vietnamese torture prison, where prisoners were likely sujbected to Vietnamese food.

Have you listened to popular hip hop music lately on the radio? It might be time to put the Taliban in charge of American culture for a while.

If we did run our vehicles on urine, Big Donkeys would drink twice as much beer and we'd be able to top off our car, the lawn mower, and the neighbor's SUV every night. We're willing to take up the slack, people.

Hillary and O'Reilly are almost certainly going to have a torrid love affair. The chemistry between those two is unbelievable, partly because they're both Butch Lesbians. Good for them. Big Donkeys wishes we had a foil to turn us on like that, but Ann Coulter won't return our calls.

The Royals showed a lot of grit but couldn't quite get it done in last night's 15-1 loss to the Indians.

If Gil Meche's 8.0 ERA was a New Madrid earthquake, it would be ringing church bells in Boston right now.

While we're listening to the game, we like to "keep score" on a big piece of white watercolor "canvas" (in pencil, of course), according to a complex system of communist and sanskrit symbols and letters from the Greek alphabet.

Congratulations to the Jayhawks for winning that basketball tournament some people have been talking about.

We're setting the over/under for the number of times Butler hits a ball off the wall AND gets thrown out at second trying to "stretch" it into a double at 15.

PREDICTION ALERT: The economy is about ready to seriously tank.

Big Donkeys is testing out a new idea we call Formal Friday. From now on (until we get called on it), we're going to wear business-appropriate attire on Fridays, which means we get to wear sweats and Chuck Taylors Monday through Thursday.

We've got boobs, baseball and beer on our Big Donkey brains -- because we know how to MULTI-TASK, people.

We'd like to make boob pictures a regular feature of this blog, but we've only painted two of them so far.*

*That would be two paintings, four boobs.