Thursday, April 9, 2009

Big Donkeys just wants to be your friend

The scary good thing about last night is that Greinke could have been better. We've seen him have better control, but he was unhittable all the same. We kept waiting for him to break off one of those 55 mph curves, but he's become much more of a power pitcher.

OK. Imagine this is Facebook. Here are your Big Donkeys status updates:

Big Donkeys thinks Gavin Floyd was pretty much dealing too.

Big Donkeys is wondering what Carlos Quentin did to piss Grienke off?

Big Donkeys thinks Quentin must have pissed Greinke off at some point last season.

Big Donkeys thinks this Royals-Chisox thing is gonna get bloody this year.

Big Donkeys can't wait for somebody to give A.J. a left hook to the right jaw (and a sucker punch to the testicle region).

Big Donkeys to the rest of the American League: If you Cruz, you lose!

Big Donkeys is just glad that Hillman didn't have to make any real managerial decisions last night.

Big Donkeys thinks Hillman manages scared.

Big Donkeys has to go back to work now.

2 comments:

RoyalPrick said...

I specifically remember AJ getting pissy with Greinke last year during a game when Greinke threw a couple up and in on him. AJ was jawing the whole way to first base after he got the walk. I think that’s how a lot of it started last year.

I think Greinke is just trying to put his mark on this team, make them “tougher”. Like the Rays James Shields, who started the Rays/Red Sox fued. And with Jacobs, Olivo, and Teahen only 40 feet away, why not?

WSPA said...

Farnsworth too. Maybe instead of being our eighth inning guy, Farnsworth can just be our designated thug, like they have in hockey. But Olivo is definitely tougher than Farnsworth. And Jacobs looks pretty strong too. A.J. will go down as the biggest punk in baseball history.