Monday, August 24, 2009

The Chosen Ones

Every move the St. Louis Cardinals make turns to gold. It must have something to do with God being a St. Louis fan, which would obviously make Him the best fan in baseball. (I wonder where He went to high school?)

Does anybody think John Smoltz would have been good at this point for any other team? And check out what Julio Lugo and Matt Holliday have been doing since joining the Cards for the inevitable World Series run:

Lugo .303 .357 .500

Holliday .398 .457 .694

But don't worry about it. Your Kansas City Royals have made some dazzling in-season acquisitions this year: Yuniesky Betancourt, Ryan Freel and Josh Anderson!

P.S. Even American League loser Joel Pinero has a 3.15 ERA in St. Louis, where water in the Mississippi turns to wine on game nights.

4 comments:

RoyalPrick said...

It sucks living in St. Louis right now.

Moose Tacos said...

ditto that

WSPA said...

I don't feel sorry for either of you. Try living in Rolla.

Moose Tacos said...

well played sir. well played.