Now that Opening Day is almost upon us, it's time to check back in with Mets Fan Rob:
Do you have any advice for Billy Butler on proper base running and sliding techniques?
He should always run the bases in a counter-clockwise direction and slide as little as possible.
Do you think the Royals play-by-play guys should be replaced with Jeremy and Motl?
No, but I do think Jeremy and Motl should be replaced.
Which Cormac McCarthy character would Zack Greinke be?
Easy. Gene Harrogate from Suttree.
When is the most appropriate time to scream "Yo la Tengo!"?
When you get the results back from an STD test.
What is the equivalent Russian phrase for "Feyh's a nightmare!"?
The answer can be found here: http://www.trololololololololololo.com/
Think of the Royals as theatre of the absurd (how can you not). What's the title of the play?
The Poo Story (in honor of George Brett and with apologies to Edward Albee).
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