This is how accidents happen

Nice win yesterday. Dejesus keeps on hitting. Soria blew a save and the Royals still won.

Tampa is good.

So where do we stand on Guillen these days?

Big Donkeys' cousin-in-law Mikey sank his truck on July 4 while trying to pull a land tube at high speeds through Cousin Farkle's pond. (Brother Jeremy was in the tube, which floated.) Heavy alcohol consumption was involved.

Mikey said it was OK because he was fully covered. But we asked him if he was sure he had Dumbass Insurance.

Earlier, Cousin Farkle's Big Dog chased us with a lit Saturn Missile in his mouth.

We hurt our good shoulder (possible dislocation followed by a quick relocation) playing pool basketball.

Fortunately, Cousin Michael is an emergency room physician.

This is a busy week. We leave for Calgary (via STL, DFW, Oklahoma, Topeka, Omaha, Sioux Falls, Fargo, Winnipeg, Moose Jaw and Medicine Hat) on Saturday.

P.S. There's no way to get to Wichita and Wabaunsee County and back to Missouri via mass transit. And there's no way to plow a field in a bus or subway.