Wednesday, July 2, 2008

You lika the juice? The juice is a good.

No this doesn't have anything to do with roids or O.J.

Aviles showing clear signs of unacceptable defense at SS? Uh oh. Better get your glove ready Tony.

Shane Costa's a guy we could see getting traded and having Aviles-like offensive success with another team. (This is not to say we think Costa's a good fit in KC; we just have a feeling he's one of those guys.)

Holy shit, Jason Smith has 18 home runs in Omaha. And 91 strikeouts.

Makes sense that Starbucks is one of the first corporate casualties of high gas prices. High-priced coffee is going to be sacrificed before gas (and before cigs and beer). Plus, espresso-based coffee is getting hit hard by the demand for energy drinks, which may also crash soon.

Big Donkeys is addicted to coffee and energy drinks and gasoline and beer and cigarettes and those expensive mouthwashy breath strips and tall women with minds of their own -- because we know what it means to be a Good American. Take that Islam and Church of Latter Day Saints!

1 comment:

RoyalPrick said...

Costa and Smith are destined to play for Oakland, and will immediately get called up and hit 20 dingers apiece.

And the Royals excuse will be, "well we didn't trust their defense, we needed to keep Gload and Pena on the roster".

I don't know, maybe Moore and Hillman will be different than Baird and Bell.