Let's handicap the Big 12 games this weekend. These picks are for entertainment purposes only, and crappy past results are an excellent indicator of future success.
We'll take KSU plus 7 over Texas Tech. But this is a ridiculous pick, and we think YOU should take Tech and the over.
We are taking Mizzou over Nebraska and giving about 11 points. We'd actually give about 30 points.
Colorado upset Oklahoma last year in Boulder. And the Buffaloes have looked good so far this season. That's why we're picking Texas to go on the road and beat Colorado by more than 13 this week.
We love Baylor's freshman quarterback. He will be in the emergency room by the end of the third quarter -- but we're taking the Bears to cover the 24-point spread at home against the Sooners.
Texas A&M really sucks. Oklahoma State doesn't. Take the Cowboys and lay the 24 points.
UPSET SPECIAL: Iowa State 29, Kansas 24.
P.S. What got into the Chiefs last week? Maybe we'll have to go out to Arrowhead this season, after all. We've got seats in the front row! Really. And they only cost $100 bucks, plus $400 for parking, $250 for a brat, and $1,199 for a beer.
P.P.S. Did we mention that we have been working on special relationships for years with several of the Chiefs cheerleaders?
P.P.P.S. Our brother in Kansas City has a squirrel that follows him around every where. Sometimes it rides on his head. He takes it with him to the local tavern. He is becoming known in the neighborhood as the Squirrel Whisperer.
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