Here are some of our favorite Paul Simon lyrics (which happen to be about Carrie Fisher):
She comes back to tell me she's gone,
As if I didn't know that
As if I didn't know my own bed,
As if I'd never noticed,
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
We really like that song. Hell, we really like Carrie Fisher.
We also really like Zack Greinke, who really likes his Chipotle burritos. But it's starting to sound more and more like Greinke is gone. As if we never noticed the way he kicks the dirt on the pitcher's mound.
P.S. Here's a new short story. We misspelled DiMaggio's name (ugh) but they're supposed to be fixing it online.
P.P.S. In addition to cow, we also eat turkey. But it's going to be a little harder this year after viewing that Sarah Palin turkey-killing video that's been circulating on the internets.