Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Pena coladas

Our brother actually did something at The K last weekend that topped him wearing a halter top throughout the game. A prolific coiner of silly songs to be sung loud and drunk at the stadium (Tony Graffanino! Drives an El Camino!), he came up with the following, which soon caught fire, spread across phone lines, and was sung throughout this fine nation on Independence Day to pay tribute to Tony Pena Junior:

"If you like Pena Coladas...and grounding out twice a game. If you like striking out at midnight...and causing Royals fans a pain."

And so on.

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