Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Royals still suck, but it's a beautiful day

So how's it going out there? How are the Royals doing? Does the defense still suck? Has there been any production at all out of the SS position? Did Coco's arm get better? Is Trey starting to get a feel for managing the pitching staff? Is Guillen moving any better these days? Is Jacobs getting hot? Did the Royals call up Kila yet? Is DeJesus still slow? Has Trey been able to get Soria into more games? Is Bloomquist still the catalyst of the offense? Has Callaspo gotten better at 2B? Has anybody hit a fucking seagull lately?

Oh well. At least Butler is starting to look good. And Luke. And, of course, Greinke is great.

So apparently today is Send Your Buddy Some Titties Day. This is even better than Halter Top Day -- at least the 2009 version of Halter Top Day. Our dad sent us some titties by email. Maybe we should just post them here in honor of the national holiday?

2 comments:

Dan Holden said...

Nice to see that you are back. I am probably going to the game on Sat. I am a masochist.

WSPA said...

I have banned myself from the stadium. I tried and tried to give DM the benefit of the doubt, but he's an idiot too.