One day at a time, sweet Jesus

Where have these Royals been for the past few months?

If the Royals trade Zack Greinke, we'll have a Big Donkey seizure.

So yesterday morning, we had a neck ache. We reached for some Tylenol on our desk, swallowed a pill, and then looked at the package. It was a Tylenol PM. We have no idea what Tylenol PM was doing on our desk. We got very tired. We had to cancel a class. We had to go home and take a long, unscheduled nap.

We are going to try very hard to get through today without doing something really stupid.