Bong blamed for fire at MU fraternity

We have to monitor news clips as part of our real job. The headline above appeared in our in-box recently, and of course it caught our attention. Here is how the story started.

Fire investigators are blaming an unattended bong for a fire at the Sigma Chi fraternity at the University of Missouri-Columbia.

The following day a correction was published:

CORRECTION: An unattended hookah was the cause of the fire at Sigma Chi on Sunday night.

Classic.