Thursday, February 12, 2009

Important news out of St. Louis

So we were just reading the St. Louis Post-Dispatch at lunch. This is not a good place to find Royals news. However, we did learn that somebody created a fake Dalai Lama account on Twitter (?). Apparently, one of the tweets (twits?) -- the language of this twitter stuff just sounds so gay -- said something like: His Holiness is just as interested in technological issues as he's been during the last 14 reincarnations. Also, an elephant at the St. Louis Zoo has herpes. APPARENTLY, this is the kind of herpes that doesn't have anything to do with sex, which is a relief. We're pretty sure they don't make prophylactics large enough for pachyderms.

And THIS just in: St. Louis BBQ still sucks. (AND a stadium expert who is one of the lead engineers on the new Yankee Stadium project told us that the renovated K is awesome and the new Busch Stadium is kinda crappy.)

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