Thursday, April 3, 2008

We mounted Jose Canseco's wife!

Bannister, Nunez and Soria had a no-hitter yesterday if you take Renteria out of the lineup.

Detroit spent at least $55 million more than the Royals to field yesterday's lineup and starting pitcher.

Our math might be way off. We majored in English at Mizzou.

I guess DM knew what he was doing when he traded Burgos for Bannister.

How BIG are two-out base hits with runners in scoring position?

Reminds us of 2003.

We know that there's no such thing as clutch hits, but we also know that you can't be any good without them.

Has any other manager in history filled out a lineup card that started like this: Gathright, Grudz, Gordon, Guillen? And don't forget about Gload. And Greinke and Gobble. And Glass.

That curve of Soria's is something.

Nunez is sick.

Would you rather have Milton Bradley right now or Leo Nunez?

Do you realize that, at some point this season, the Cardinals will have a battery of Todd Wellemeyer and Jason LaRue?

As much as we hate the Cardinals, we really like Rick Ankiel.

P.S. Yes, Big Donkeys confesses that we once grooved with Jose Canseco's wife.

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