Maybe Aviles is more than just an extra guy for us? You think?Davies is serviceable, and then some.
What if Teahen was as good as Ludwick?
Mahay is OK. Actually, he's pretty good.
Mike Shannon is the illegitimate son of Harry Caray.
Title for bestselling children's book: "Bi-Polar Bear" (TM on behalf of Rob)
The umps hate Gordon, and we don't blame them.
Somebody figure out which major league batter has the most called third strikes this season.
Butler is absolutely mashing up in Omaha. Gload's days are numbered.
Favorite T-shirt of all-time (seen in Oregon): "Save the trees. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl."
Soria throws that SLOW breaking ball every time he gets two strikes on a batter. The AL is starting to figure this out. Fortunately (for a lot of reasons), we're playing the NL.
Soorrri-uh! S-O-R-I-A! Soorrri-uh! (to the tune of "Gloria," TM Big Donkeys brother)
So the other day the subject of 6-pack abs came up, and we said we're working on a 12-pack. A lady friend suggested that it's more like a pony keg. We were also rudely informed that we're starting to get man boobs.
SO on Monday evening we officially started the Non-Celebrity Ozarks Fat Farm Personal Big Donkeys Fit Club. We do 10 push-ups and 25 sit-ups and then we drink a beer. This three-pronged workout is repeated several times, and then we eliminate the push-ups and sit-ups.
If Obama's still smoking cigs, he should let himself get caught more often. That would solve his elitist problem -- as long as he's not smoking some kind of really fancy cigs. Also, it probably wouldn't be good if he smokes Kools or Newports.
Big Donkeys smokes Marlboro Lights, but, to our credit, we used to smoke Vantage Ultra Lights.
The very fact that a black man who's not Bryant Gumble is taking hits for being an elitist shows that this country has come a long way.
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Misses SconieRoyal went to the game last night, and wanted to know which gear to wear; the 1985 World Series Champs t-shirt or the Billy Butler powder blue. It was the easiest question she's ever asked me.
When I told her Billy was in Omaha she said "What does that mean?"
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