Obama and the South Side 1, Royals-Hillary-McCain 0

What happened to Greinke last night? Oh well. Hopefully it was just one random, bumpy outing.

At least Teahen hit a jack -- to the opposite field, of course.

So who do we pick in the draft tomorrow?

Wow! Obama can give a freakin speech! We only agree intellectually with half of it. But this is a man who is standing on the shoulders of King Jr. and Lincoln. His place in American history is assured. (This is the power of words, the power of inspiration, things we have been sadly missing in this country for too long.) Nobody else is going to come within miles of this act. You'll be telling your grandchildren about this election, whether you're bitter about it or not. Go America!

(Wait, we forgot, Obama lost and Hillary won. Whatever. Time to ignore her and her husband. Thank God they're finally done.)

McCain is going to need a smaller boat (and somebody younger than 75 to row it). Did you see/hear his speech? Oh my.

P.S. We just heard Limbaugh's take on Obama's speech and now we take back everything we said earlier. As speech's go, this one was obviously a stinker.